It's fucked up how many people seem to have misunderstood "Don't cite Wikipedia as a source" to mean "nothing on Wikipedia is true". Anyone can edit and add whatever bullshit they want but literally just check if there is a source and follow that. And if it's a reliable source you can even cite that lmao. But that would also require understanding the concept of a source which is another thing many people seem to struggle with.

I randomly had to urge to listen to a bunch of Dougal & Gammer tracks because I have always really enjoyed their particular flavor of UK Hardcore, and I realized I haven't sat down and gone through their discography since like 2017 at least probably? Is that almost ten years ago already? Fuck me dude. Sheezus fucking Christ.

Anyways, a lot of their music has this delightful blend of frantic/goofy/cool going on (I guess you could describe it as "playful") without going full shitpost memecore. I enjoy it very much.

Personal Recommendations:

The Tunnel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcXcUcLe6Fw

Happy Hardhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTa2zRjT-Tg

(I was going to add more song recommendations but I got distracted and forgot but if you like that you should google them and hear more it's fun stuff 👁 > 👁 )

This is entry number #1!!!!!!!!! It will serve as a test entry! Actually never mind I lied, there is a previous "entry" I made before I even started trying to set up 11ty to make my blag page. Well anyways.

I bought one of those massage gun things and this thing is awesome. I beat the everloving fuck out of my feet with it and I feel rejuvenated and revived. Pro tip though don't use it on your neck (bad idea) I also went to the grocery store and there was already easter candy on sale....is easter actually soon? I never remember what month it actually is supposed to happen in.

I saw a gif of CUTE BABY DUCKS while getting distracted from working on this and it made me want to find a duck pond nearby. I should go to a duck pond...

I went grocery shopping yesterday and found these ROOT BEER POWDERED DRINK MIXES...and I love root beer. But like. You are supposed to just mix these with water? That shit is going to be flat. What the fuck is the point of flat root beer. It was then that I realized...I could purchase CLUB SODA (plain carbonated water) and then mix the powder with the club soda thus making REAL CARBONATED ROOT BEER... And I just tried some and it's pretty good. YIPPEEEE (it's a bit flatter than root beer from a can or bottle though but I'll live)

Holy fuck it's happening. The ultimate nesting microblog. I have the power to shit up a whole timeline but it's my shitted up timeline. This is awesome. This is sick. I am discovering new frontiers in oversharing online. (Or am I simply re-discovering them? I dunno man)

CAN'T STOP CAN'T-C-CAN'T STOP (WHUT)

I KERP CLOGGING THE FUCKING WORK TOILET

YIPPEE!!!! 🌟